I walked in the crib, got two kids And my baby mama late (uh oh! uh oh! uh oh!) So I had to did, what I had to did Cause I had to get (duh-ough! duh-ough! duh-ough!) I’m up all night, getting my money right Until the blue and white (po po! po po! po po!) Now the money coming slow, but a least a - know Slow motion better than (no-oh! no-oh! no-oh!)
Common - The Food Feat. Kanye West

I walked in the crib, got two kids
And my baby mama late (uh oh! uh oh! uh oh!)
So I had to did, what I had to did
Cause I had to get (duh-ough! duh-ough! duh-ough!)
I’m up all night, getting my money right
Until the blue and white (po po! po po! po po!)
Now the money coming slow, but a least a - know
Slow motion better than (no-oh! no-oh! no-oh!)

Common - The Food Feat. Kanye West

 Let’s have a toast for the douchebags,  Let’s have a toast for the assholes,  Let’s have a toast for the scumbags,  Every one of them that I know Let’s have a toast to the jerkoffs That’ll never take work off
Kanye West - Runaway


Let’s have a toast for the douchebags,
Let’s have a toast for the assholes,
Let’s have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let’s have a toast to the jerkoffs
That’ll never take work off

Kanye West - Runaway
No matter where you go, you are what you are player And you can try to change but that’s just the top layer Man, you was who you was ‘fore you got here Only God can judge me, so I’m gone Either love me, or leave me alone 
Jay-Z - Public Service Announcement

No matter where you go, you are what you are player
And you can try to change but that’s just the top layer
Man, you was who you was ‘fore you got here
Only God can judge me, so I’m gone
Either love me, or leave me alone

Jay-Z - Public Service Announcement

“But nigga you need to stop lyingBefore I get mad and pull out my NineYou want a new bitch to fuck, then that’s fineBut don’t fuck hers and try to fuck mineYou keep telling me you ain’t touched herBut somethin’ keep telling me you done fucked herAnd I ain’t that bitch you want to play withNigga drop them boxers, lemme smell yo dick”
Riskay “Smell Yo Dick”
Submitted by supcakes

“But nigga you need to stop lying
Before I get mad and pull out my Nine
You want a new bitch to fuck, then that’s fine
But don’t fuck hers and try to fuck mine
You keep telling me you ain’t touched her
But somethin’ keep telling me you done fucked her
And I ain’t that bitch you want to play with
Nigga drop them boxers, lemme smell yo dick”

Riskay “Smell Yo Dick”

Submitted by supcakes

It’s like I’m her new nightmare She ain’t escaping It makes me feel a bit complete Knowing someone you love Don’t feel the same way about ya Memories, they soon delete
Kid Cudi - Erase Me

It’s like I’m her new nightmare
She ain’t escaping
It makes me feel a bit complete
Knowing someone you love
Don’t feel the same way about ya
Memories, they soon delete

Kid Cudi - Erase Me

Some people say I’m crazy, my eye stay lazy The neck so sweet, ten bricks for the eighty Killin’ fuck niggas when they don’t wanna pay me Ones on my shirt, stay clean so I made it
Dem Franchize Boyz - Oh, I Think They Like Me 
Suggested by supcakes

Some people say I’m crazy, my eye stay lazy
The neck so sweet, ten bricks for the eighty
Killin’ fuck niggas when they don’t wanna pay me
Ones on my shirt, stay clean so I made it

Dem Franchize Boyz - Oh, I Think They Like Me

Suggested by supcakes

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The way, that booty movin’ - I can’t take no more Have to stop what I’m doin’, so I can pull up her close I’m tryin’ to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
David Guetta - Sexy Bitch (feat. Akon)

The way, that booty movin’ - I can’t take no more
Have to stop what I’m doin’, so I can pull up her close
I’m tryin’ to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful

David Guetta - Sexy Bitch (feat. Akon)

Uh, I get  better with time, and time is forever So just sit back and watch the time get better So check your watch, I’m strong as scotch Papa was a Rollin’ Stone, I was born to rock 
Lil Wayne - One Way Trip

Uh, I get better with time, and time is forever
So just sit back and watch the time get better
So check your watch, I’m strong as scotch
Papa was a Rollin’ Stone, I was born to rock

Lil Wayne - One Way Trip

There’s no mountain I can’t climb There’s no tower too high No plane that I can’t learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you There ain’t nothing I can’t take this chainsaw to
Eminem - My Dad’s Gone Crazy

There’s no mountain I can’t climb
There’s no tower too high
No plane that I can’t learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you
There ain’t nothing I can’t take this chainsaw to

Eminem - My Dad’s Gone Crazy

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