I walked in the crib, got two kids
And my baby mama late (uh oh! uh oh! uh oh!)
So I had to did, what I had to did
Cause I had to get (duh-ough! duh-ough! duh-ough!)
I’m up all night, getting my money right
Until the blue and white (po po! po po! po po!)
Now the money coming slow, but a least a - know
Slow motion better than (no-oh! no-oh! no-oh!)
Common - The Food Feat. Kanye West
“But nigga you need to stop lying
Before I get mad and pull out my Nine
You want a new bitch to fuck, then that’s fine
But don’t fuck hers and try to fuck mine
You keep telling me you ain’t touched her
But somethin’ keep telling me you done fucked her
And I ain’t that bitch you want to play with
Nigga drop them boxers, lemme smell yo dick”
Riskay “Smell Yo Dick”
Submitted by supcakes
Some people say I’m crazy, my eye stay lazy
The neck so sweet, ten bricks for the eighty
Killin’ fuck niggas when they don’t wanna pay me
Ones on my shirt, stay clean so I made it
Dem Franchize Boyz - Oh, I Think They Like Me
Suggested by supcakes
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